Happy National Day of Puppetry from LosTiteres.TV

Hola mis amigos, I'm so sorry that I haven't written recently, but Happy National Day of Puppetry!

We are all vacationing in Mars, and it is very crowded and my hot glue is melting. Everyone's impossible, and someone's already told us not to drink the water, it's polluted. We can, though, they said, if we can find it -- there's no water on Mars...

So here I am, typing this on my iPhone as I vacation inside an air bubble at the molten lava pool. It's claustrophobic, but delightful.

So much has gone down that basically, I have had no time to even blink. Well, I haven't blinked since I was constructed in 2007 and the sleepless nights are starting to get to me.

Unfortunately being a puppet, the heath care sucks. There's no union at LosTiteres.TV. It's pay your own way at the Puppet Builder's... So I got to thinking about this whole crowd funding idea. Sure, we only have three people who follow this blog. But, hey, maybe that'll grow!

I try to be as positive thinking as I can, because frankly, otherwise, my brain would explode from never being able to sleep, or at least signal my ire to someone with a mere narrowing of my eye lids. Can't be done.

Kickstarter & Indiegogo is where it's at and soon you see my campaign. I dream of RAISING ENOUGH MONEY TO BLINK.

In the meantime, I've been producing up a storm with many exciting guests!

You won't believe some of the superheroes, sci-fi robots, and characters I met at a recent comic book convention in California, called Wondercon!

I was terrified by a sassy WOVERINE!



You like ADVENTURETIME on Nick?

 

Or how about Tranny Wonder Women...?


And there's more to come!...

Yours in Manipulation,
Señor Loro