Sunday, May 25, 2008

LosTiteres.TV SIZZLE REEL!



Third world puppets with a fourth grade education doing sixth grade comedy. The outrageous Señor Loro, Fidel Castro's ex-parrot, brings you an adult variety show on the web! Meet the wacky characters of LosTiteres.TV, and then go and explore their full webisodes on the site. And be careful -- marijuana plants talk.

Señor Loro

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Me Not Math - PSA



Look, if you like math, that's fine, I guess. But I don't think that you should do math all the time. Math should be something you only do recreationally -- or it could turn into a problem.

Stay Safe -- stay away from Algebra. Any math system where you add and subtract letters of the alphabet scares the red feathers off of me... Even though Algebra sounds like a word in Spanish -- it's not as much fun as it sounds.

Señor Loro

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Mario Mariposa: In-Depth Gay Maracas Interview


Mis amigos and my friends, there is journalism, and then there is the deeply penetrating analysis, brought to you by an insect that used to be a lowly make-up artist at the studios, but who is now one of our top reporters. Mario Mariposa is created a deeply respected name for himself.

Many of you have written in talking smack about us not being liberal enough about our outlook, that we HATE Fidel Castro, because he still has many years ahead of him in politics. To that, I say PAPI-COCK. Notice the spelling. I'm naughty. But I really meant, "Poppycock"... I'm so Americanized... So we decided to be socially liberal instead:

Two gay maracas are the ultimate in open mindedness, and notice how LosTiteres.TV delicately traces the edges of taste and forbidden love with this in-depth interview of two illegal musical instruments.

It's too forbidden -- you have to see it for yourself!

PAPI COCK!
Señor Loro
Independent Candidate
in this Year's Puppet Elections

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Señor Loro Holiday Special (Part 5)



From all of us at LosTiteres.TV...

We wish you a HAPPY NEW YEAR!



Saludos from South Beach!


Señor Loro ... and Enrique

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Señor Loro Holiday Special (Part 4)



There's nothing like an irate parrot and a nutty pianist during the holiday season -- and that is what we get when we mix my temper with Enrique's sarcastic wit. We might make up, as this is the holiday season, but we won't find out until Part 5!

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Señor Loro Holiday Special (Part 3)



There's something heartwarming about nesting in a Christmas tree. The familiar notes of Christmas tunes can warm us up... But in this interview I'm all all about immigrant issues. Revealing my past with Fidel Castro, I tell all about my defection to the United States -- and the fact that my plumes go great with the nuanced art deco of South Beach is only a plus.

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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Señor Loro's Holiday Special (Part 2)



You won't believe to what extremes this red bird will go to in order to get Hollywood to pay attention! Yes, I'm back and I'm self-congratulating light years ahead of Hollywood Awards season!

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