Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Señor Loro's Stand-Up Extravaganza - POLITICAL EDITION


Queridos Amigos,

As you know from reading this blog, it is unconventional and irregular. About the only thing you can count on is that I'll be here promoting the lastest LosTiteres.TV venture.

These days, we have been forging ahead with our very successful stand-up comedy night where I always introduce, but all our titeres take part in introducing our guest comedians: You'll see Conchita, Schmedley, Mortimer Weasel... the whole gang.

As it stands, I have been able to roost above the building in a little nook I found in the parking structure, and it's going to take a beekeeper to smoke me out. Last time we had formidable puppeteer Gaston Morineau show up with a clown puppet that had us all in stitches.

Well, we titeres are more stitched up than Joan Rivers, but my point is that he made us laugh -- and I'm usually afraid of clowns. This time, as I'm about to launch my candidacy as an independent for my upcoming presidential run, I decided that it would be wise to launch it with a BIG BANG!

And by that I mean, work it into the show. That's how I came upon the idea of making this night our POLITICAL EDITION. Although I'm intending on doing a presidential commercial and having a Super PAC like the big boys do -- I am inaugurating my candidacy by hosting an evening of laughs about politics.

I think that's appropriate, and being an independent candidate, that unconventional approach suits me. Talk about landing the Latino Vote -- I'm sure they're gonna want to vote for me over Romney. I mean, we're both equally as plastic, but I speak Spanish, and don't act shady about the fact that my grandfather lived in Mexico.

So, if you're in the Burbank area on SEPTEMBER 30th, 2012 @ 9PM, and you want to laugh at a couple of funny lines about Paul Ryan's bulgy toad eyes, or Barak Obama's plans to turn this country into a big socialist gay wedding, then head on over to THE YOO HOO ROOM at FLAPPERS Comedy Club!

God Bless America,
Señor Loro
Latino, Plastic-American Candidate
United States Presidency

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