Dear Spring Chickens and Business Class Passengers,
I can't tell you how hard I've been working here in Hollywood trying to get our little show sponsored by a corporation that will suck all the life out of it. Because really, otherwise, what's the fun? Life is a Mambo, you gotta shake it till you break it, because that's the only thing that you can take with you when you kick it: your dancing.
So, we gotta flap our wings and kick our feet around like a horny rooster, so everyone can see that we mean Business!... What we're looking for are the same people who create Super PACs for the candidates in this year's elections. People who are willing to invest in puppets.
This is so complicated, next they're going to want me to give them a business plan. Yeah, like I know how to do math. I have the math skills of a 2 year old -- but I can gossip like I'm 5!
So, with Conchita's Photoshop skills and Mary Juana's know-how on getting people hooked, we cobbled together a pitch to corporate sponsors on the value of branding a new cast of irreverent, funny Latino titeres with their product & some good financial backing.
What do I know? I'm only creating a show that has the potential to reach a massive Bilingual, Latino market that they say will decide this year's election...
Here's the order of the slides conceptually: WHO WE ARE & WHAT WE DO, OUR WEB PORTALS, OUR CREDENTIALS, THE CAST & SKETCHES, POTENTIAL HUGE HISPANIC/LATINO OUTREACH POTENTIAL, making LosTiteres.TV a BRANDED 1/2 HOUR TV SHOW ON THE WEB.
Sometimes with the small Google player, it messes up the text, but "cheep" isn't just the first thing that came out of my mouth when I came out of the egg -- I just don't like spending money. And Google es GRATIS!
You can check it out without the "out of whack" text positioning here: https://docs.google.com/present/view?id=dcfn9jjv_21fjbkxvz3
Big as Google is, you'd think they'd work out those kinks in their small embed players. The programming is older than when Susan Lucci was a schoolgirl.
If you're an interested investor, you can click here to on CONTACT US... Write us -- unless our receptionist, Mortimer Weasel, is on vacation, he should get right back to you.
If it's Chiquita Banana that wants to sponsor this show, I think Conchita is going to faint with delight! ...
Producing this THING,
Señor Loro
Parrot Host and Grief Counselor
"What we're looking for are the same people who create Super PACs for the candidates in this year's elections. People who are willing to invest in puppets."
ReplyDelete--LOL. This is some of that hilarious Los Titeres wit that the world needs to know about. Funny stuff! Chiquita Banana would be lucky to sponsor you!
Right on, Señor Michaels... Right on.
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