Yes I'm calling you a Zorro!
Because all you foxes who watch LosTiteres.TV are clever and wiley. You know that we are the last puppet Coca-Cola in the Latino desert, and you've come back for more entertainment and insight into what's going on behind the scenes at LosTiteres.TV!
Well, in addition to partnering with Appmakr.com to create our very own LosTiteres.TV! iPhone application, as you can see in this screenshot which is what happens when you press the YouTube button. Beautiful previews:
Then, if you wanna buy our gear, made by American puppets of Latino descent living in cactus plants in Arizona, you can go to the BUY OUR STUFF button, and see the following...
(We ALREADY have: "SEÑOR LORO FOR PRESIDENT" T-shirts in stock!)
And here's what's most important, we're learning how to brand ourselves and sell ourselves like cheap online sex toys...
Well, we're not selling the plush doll version of ourselves on Zazzle.com yet, but that's next!
What's really exciting is the fact that we know who we are:
... AND WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT:
You know, in this economy you have to be smart and out-reaching. You have to think both inside the computer box and outside of it.
And, as a parrot, all I previously knew from Fidel Castro's teachings, was REPEAT... But America means INNOVATE!
And during bad economic times -- that's when puppets thrive, because our dietary budget is: $0. We live on nada, nothing, negative zero...
When you've got nothing, all of a sudden, big bright red feathers grow out of your arms, and you realize you can fly. You've not nothing to lose!
Enterprising in America,
Señor Loro
Parrot Producer, Business Man, Mogul
Well, this Zorro is very excited to watch all your new developments. I can't wait for the new season, and can't wait to see who your lucky, (and brilliant) sponsors will be. Senor Loro, you are so clever, I just want to eat you up! (then again, Foxes do love to eat birds...)
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