“I ALMOST MARRIED A MONSTER!” ~ a funny fantasy film con titeres, directed & edited by Felix Pire

Dear Locos,

We're gonna give you a Woody ... Allen.

As you all know, this film has been in the works up in here at LosTiteres.TV studios for the past year, and with the opening of The Muppets movie, we thought we'd give you the edgy alternative and cough up something that might have been written by Woody Allen.

This screenplay came up through friends at the New York Film Academy, which is ironically on the Universal Studios lot, across from Warner Brothers studios in Burbank, California.

Who knew that the studios there would be so scrunched up together as to be practically across the street? There are more studios in Hollywood than Starbucks.

With the help of a few of our friends and Dr. Stan Monsterberg and Francine, two puppets who've become adjunct members of our comedy company of schmactors (I just coined that, it means "Schmaltzy Actors").

We also cast some humans as central to the storyline, and they were spectacularly funny. They are sort of the anti-"Gary & Mary", if you saw the last Muppets movie.

"I Almost Married a Monster!" is a parable about love and relationships, told through four questionable characters who act like MoNsTerS!

The film made its onscreen debut at Warner Brothers Studios. We brought on some "no-name" director-editor people have scoffed at, Felix Pire (yes, our producer) -- but hell, he delivered it on time and under budget.

TIP: The end credits are worth the wait!

Happy Winter!
Señor Loro
Foul Fowl-in-Chief