Schmedley Schparky Schow - Schocolate Scandals

It's Thanksgiving again ~ a time of mourning for all poultry in the United States. Yes, this is the time of year, when our soul-brothers, the turkeys, get the axe. It's a yearly holocaust, and we're so glad that this year the president pardoned two turkeys instead of one. I was hoping I'd be the second.

Thankfully, although related to the turkey, we parrots are a lot more advanced. We don't "gobble, gobble" all day, we know how to cuss you out.

So Schmedley came into my line of vision today at our studios in Hollywood, his eyebrows moving around on his forehead indicating mystery, arrogance and perpetual sarcasm... He wanted to shoot another one of his shows.

Recently, when the webisode show I'm running here went sour, I'm sad to say, I caved in to the corporate monster and allowed Schmedley to come sell his chocolate wares on the show, even though I really wanted to keep everything more like PBS. You know, sponsored by the viewers... We haven't gotten our act together to really stage a telethon on our own behalf, but I'm pretty sure if I called Jerry Lewis, he'd do it.

What else has he got to do?

So, Schmedley let me know that he wanted to do a thing where he "set the record straight" and also the latest corporate logo cartoon dish. You have to see it to understand what he's doing. To tell you the truth, I barely know what I'm doing.

I said yes, because I have a large heart when it comes to corporations funding us. I mean, look, in the United States, a corporation has all the rights of a person. Our next president is going to be sponsored by one! ... That's why I'm formally announcing my run for the 2012 presidency.

My slogan is: "I'm a puppet and I admit it."

All I know is that I like to eat seeds and that I'm trying to run a show that no one watches, but that I know will be important to the landscape of puppets on the internet for Eternity! Or at least until we have a major server crash in the U.S., then I'm going to have to re-upload all this shit and -- look, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.

Now, here he is: Schmedley Schparky.

If you go by the YouTube description on the webisode it says:

"Proudly overweight, chocolate company owning, prepubescent Schmedley Schparky's back on his own schow to schquelch rumors about his parents and discuss the latest Hot Schocolate Topics in the lives of his corporate logo peers: The Snuggle Bear and the Geico Gecko."

Please enjoy your Thanksgiving... Latinos have a special Saint that comes to us this time of year and we celebrate him by eating like pigs. His name? Ask any Spanish speaker: San Gibing.

Hugs to Yo Momma,
Señor Loro, Parrot Producer
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