Schmedley Schparky Schow - Schocolate Scandals

It's Thanksgiving again ~ a time of mourning for all poultry in the United States. Yes, this is the time of year, when our soul-brothers, the turkeys, get the axe. It's a yearly holocaust, and we're so glad that this year the president pardoned two turkeys instead of one. I was hoping I'd be the second.

Thankfully, although related to the turkey, we parrots are a lot more advanced. We don't "gobble, gobble" all day, we know how to cuss you out.

So Schmedley came into my line of vision today at our studios in Hollywood, his eyebrows moving around on his forehead indicating mystery, arrogance and perpetual sarcasm... He wanted to shoot another one of his shows.

Recently, when the webisode show I'm running here went sour, I'm sad to say, I caved in to the corporate monster and allowed Schmedley to come sell his chocolate wares on the show, even though I really wanted to keep everything more like PBS. You know, sponsored by the viewers... We haven't gotten our act together to really stage a telethon on our own behalf, but I'm pretty sure if I called Jerry Lewis, he'd do it.

What else has he got to do?

So, Schmedley let me know that he wanted to do a thing where he "set the record straight" and also the latest corporate logo cartoon dish. You have to see it to understand what he's doing. To tell you the truth, I barely know what I'm doing.

I said yes, because I have a large heart when it comes to corporations funding us. I mean, look, in the United States, a corporation has all the rights of a person. Our next president is going to be sponsored by one! ... That's why I'm formally announcing my run for the 2012 presidency.

My slogan is: "I'm a puppet and I admit it."

All I know is that I like to eat seeds and that I'm trying to run a show that no one watches, but that I know will be important to the landscape of puppets on the internet for Eternity! Or at least until we have a major server crash in the U.S., then I'm going to have to re-upload all this shit and -- look, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.

Now, here he is: Schmedley Schparky.

If you go by the YouTube description on the webisode it says:

"Proudly overweight, chocolate company owning, prepubescent Schmedley Schparky's back on his own schow to schquelch rumors about his parents and discuss the latest Hot Schocolate Topics in the lives of his corporate logo peers: The Snuggle Bear and the Geico Gecko."

Please enjoy your Thanksgiving... Latinos have a special Saint that comes to us this time of year and we celebrate him by eating like pigs. His name? Ask any Spanish speaker: San Gibing.

Hugs to Yo Momma,
Señor Loro, Parrot Producer
A Little Thing Called LosTiteres.TV

EL AMOR DE CONCHITA Y RONALDO ~ "The Package" ~ Titerenovela

As the American soap opera dies off, the telenovela is thriving on Spanish television and now the internet! We are bringing that unbridled joy to the web, mostly! ... In essence, we have created our own genre and coined our own Spanish wor for it; the TITERENOVELA!

One of our most ambitious projects here at LosTiteres.TV has been to create the internet's first telenovela starring puppets. We created a webisode that explored just that which got us much praise and garnered many awards -- in our own minds.

EL AMOR DE CONCHITA Y RONALDO ~ "The Package" ~ In English



I do think that Conchita and Ronaldo are special performers and by "special", I mean, not all there. However, that wacky sensibility of not knowing where you are standing at any given moment adds to their charm.

Are they in love? .... That's a great question since I've never really seen them together. They have some arrangement where they sleep in separate beds and stay away from each other as much as possible. They will tell you in private that it's to keep the marriage "fresh" and "special"... Yeah, same word I used to describe them.

I'm not here to wreck their marriage or to start false rumors. Although if that landed us being talked about on an episode of The View or Wendy Williams, we wouldn't mind. We're so down and out, we wouldn't mind it if Maury got together with Jerry Springer and did an hour long special on how all us puppets at LosTiteres.TV are bastards! ... Even bad publicity is good publicity.

One of the GREAT things we've been looking forward to on our show is the idea of producing the show in English and in Spanish, thereby doubling our audience! I am proud to announce, we have done just that!

Below you will find the second webisode of our outrageously popular telenovela: "El AMOR DE CONCHITA Y RONALDO". In our second somewhat romantic webisode of the mildly anticipated next chapter in the love between Conchita & Ronaldo, we find them both in the midst of high Latin drama... The postman is delivering to Conchita while Ronaldo is lost in a parking lot.

EL AMOR DE CONCHITA Y RONALDO ~ "El Paquete" ~ En Español



Hope you enjoy our plastic madness!

Besitos,
Señor Loro
Titere-Novela Producer

Mary Juana - Yes on Prop 19 in California

California's Mary Juana hangs in the balance. Activist Mary Juana takes on his/her own political struggle.

In line with many illegal immigrants, she/he argues she/he needs to be legalized and homegrown.

We at LosTiteres.TV are not political, but we do support a plant's First Amendment rights and their right to choose.

We have to take her/him seriously because like many of our politicians, he/she is also a puppet.

So get out there and VOTE your conscience today.

And in case you're in Cali and unconscious, go vote anyway, and stop tokin' the weed you should be out there VOTING to legalize!

Señor Loro
Actively Seeking Sponsorship
(Will take it from the Marijuana Industry.)