"Conchita's Shout Outs" & Schmedley Part 2

Hello, mis amigos and welcome back to the show! Thanks for waiting for a month.

This month we're going to pack in some great programming.

As far as the production, things are going as planned. We planned that no one would be watching...

We also planned that this show would never be canceled because it's produced with the nickles and dimes that the producer steals from the water fountain in front of Macy's at the mall.

Sure enough, though, we're probably doing something to offend someone in people-land. I should amend that -- not "We", but Conchita, who is always saying something Snarky.

Don't mind her, she's like our Perez Hilton, except skankier and with more felt.



I know you avid viewers, non-existent as you may be -- you all must be anxious to see the latest Schmedley webisode.

Here it is: the second part of the Schmedley Schparky Schow where he finally let's that silly dog have his say...

As Fidel Castro's former pet parrot, I worry about Schmedley's dictatorial leanings -- but I'm going with it for now, because, he's young and has time to change his ways, but more importantly because his chocolate company is a Cash Cow.



Saludos to Sesame Street on its 40th birthday!

I, myself, am very interested in one day getting an opportunity to interview Big Bird.

I want the exclusive on what disquieting magic caused him to stay 6 years old forever -- always acting like he just learned the alphabet yesterday.

I mean, he's 40, he should have a job... I'm only 38, and I produce this freaky show.

These child stars always come out of the shell a little cracked, enh?

Happy Martinis!
Señor Loro
LosTiteres.TV Studios
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behind the gay club "TWIST",
South Beach, Florida)