Hello my quieridos amigos!
We have come back for a second season of excitement, and laughter on LosTiteres.TV.
Since the downturn in the economy, the show's been in the toilet.
That's why you've waited so long for a webisode? Our producer, Felix Pire, who produces this crap out of pocket, because he says, "he believes in the show" has been out of work.
It's a cheap show to produce. I sold it to him one brisk Miami evening over drinks. I said, "With just nickels and dimes, we give you entertainment that's at least worth about three pesos in Mexico." And he was sold. It's true.
More to the point, puppet productions are cheap, that's how come one sole producer can fund us. Plus, Conchita is getting cheaper. She tried to get into Telemundo, they told her she "wasn't Latina enough".
Look, it's economic savvy on your part as a viewer to watch our mess, because you're getting more wasting of time entertainment, with something that costs less. Let's just put it this way, we've been able to amuse you with the internet budget equivalent of close ups of hand shadows on toilet paper.
So we're very excited to present a new segment to the show, with a new sponsor!
Please enjoy, as I, Señor Loro and LosTiteres.TV proudly present:
Are you surprised that we auspiciously return on the first day of October, one year exactly since 2008?
Are you mesmerized by my ping pong ball eyes, and want more?
Not to worry, LosTiteres.TV will be coming out bi-weekly. Why? Because we like to say "bi". It's naughty.
In a coupla weeks, brace yourself: Conchita returns with a new species of her Conchita Chow -- this time, she's giving ironic shout-outs to people.
Also, we've got more Mary Juana, a new guy we just hired -- yellow guy from another one of those weird puppet nebulas, and more El Amor De Conchita Y Ronaldo, your favorite telenovela.
We hope you like this new season. Ever since Schmedley started to pitch in coin from his schocolate company, the webisodes have gotten better, but we worry he'll want to put ads for his schocolates everywhere.
These are the preoccupations of a web producing parrot, my dear, sexy audience!
Stay Tuned for more:
LosTiteres.TV!
Signed,
Señor Loro
Parrot Producer & Host
