You scared yet this Halloween? Get ready 'cause: we're back!
Naw, really, though -- we're back.
None of those small pitch reels, or silly PSAs.
The stuff you've been demanding: More websiodes of EL AMOR DE CONCHITA Y RONALDO, more NAKED BOB, and more MARIJUANA.
And for those of you who know the show, you are all very addicted.
Stop sending me Harry Potter owls with little envelopes that yell at me when I open them!
Real webisodes are forthcoming. Like the old stuff you used to like with Conchita and Ronaldo insulting the dignity off each other, and some other new junk.
Of course, in this opening sequence, we feature Schmeldey Schparky, a new addition to the show! He's so wealthy from his chocolate empire, he could get us out of our economic crunch right now if he felt like it. But he's twelve, has one of those pre-teenager "asshol-itudes".
Luckily, in exchange for infomercial airtime, has sponsored most of our other webisodes. And, of course, we've sold out to him... He doesn't read, thank God, or I would never write this.
He owns Schmedley Schparky Schocolates, and along with his dog Scrappy, he serves up his own brand of fatty, chocolatey (slightly nutty) goodness. You just can't WAIT for his show, I assure you.
Be on the lookout for his new webisodes with his dog Scrappy!
Watching shows on television (which is where we know ours will end up, I'm sure), we noticed that there were a lot of shows with an opening theme songs -- and puppets LOVE theme songs.
Now, we've had one for a while, but this time we decided to produce the entire musical number with everyone involved! It was madness in the studio. Those two Gay Maracas act like crazy monkeys, and Conchita is impossible when she's had a few drinks, and the mouthwash in hers and everyone else's dressing room.
In this very musical sequence, she's drunk out of her mind. Schmedley had to hold her by the arm to keep her on screen. Right after that shot, she threw up all over the camera man. Too bad we didn't get a shot of that.
So expect another season of puppet melodrama, outrageous language and openly gay mayhem! No, wait, you can see that in this very opening number!
Most of you are petrified right now, knowing that the ridiculous show with the cussing puppets and the outrageous backstage dish is back, and it is, mis amigos, it is!
Nothing has terrified us more than leaving our fans in the dust -- and then kicking them in the privates repeatedly with each passing month of no LosTiteres.TV.
And that is why we're back with more, to stop the crotch-kicking. We're back with: BIGGER, BETTER, felt-ier EXTRAVAGANZAS of puppets and dazzling 1960's we-can-still-see-a-halo-of-green-or-blue chromakey!
Please remember to read the credits at the end, so you can see what a wide variety of wonderful artists contributed to the building and performing of the show!
We have also mailed a SPECIAL THANKS, a MOJITO and a FREE (at your own risk) *BLOW JOB CERTIFICATE* from Conchita to our friends at:
Swazzle.com & ProjectPuppet.com for their continued support!
Pretty soon we will grant them honorary Latino-hood.
BOO...with Love,
Señor Loro
Parrot Host, LosTiteres.TV
*(BLOW JOB CERTFICATE - certain restrictions may apply.)
